Thursday, January 14, 2016

A Spinner

(No, not that kind of spinner)
As we were getting ready for bed last night, the Sensual Goddess turned and asked me:
SG: Do you know what a spinner is?

Me: In what context?

SG (laughing): You know what context.

Me: Of course. A girl who's small enough that while she rides your cock you can grab her legs and spin her like a propeller.

SG (laughing and shaking her head): How did you know that!?

Me (laughing): It's common knowledge. Everyone knows that.
Okay, maybe it's not quite common knowledge, but the Urban Dictionary agrees with me.
A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.
"She's a spinner."
She asked me how I knew of the term, and I had to think. It's been many many years. I'm pretty sure it was college or post-college, and one of my friends (a big muscular guy) would refer to petite girls as spinners.

I asked where she heard the term, and it was on an episode of the Kardashians. Go figure. I've tried to enforce a Kardashian-free zone on any room I'm in - but I can't be everywhere at once.

Who knows what those wacky Kardashians will teach us next?


  1. Ha ha... you two have the best conversations! I learned the term in an IRC chat room from a fellow who was celebrating his amazing luck with meeting an online lady who... wasn't big. *sigh Luckily there are other men who like curvy women!

  2. I learned it from an old girlfriend during a night that was completely off the record. I will deny all knowledge of the phrase outside of this post. :-)