Friday, January 22, 2016

A Multitasker

Afterwards, the Sensual Goddess lay in my arms...snuggling...both of us enjoying the nice relaxed feel of our naked bodies pressed together. Finally, I got up to use the bathroom and get ready for bed. When I returned, she grabbed her pajamas and headed for the bathroom.

I lay in the dark, sated, when my phone buzzed...text message. It was from Younger Daughter at college. I read it. It didn't need to be answered until morning and I was too tired to start a text conversation, so I didn't reply. I saw I had a Facebook notification. Eh, why not...I tapped and looked.
Sensual Goddess changed her profile picture
18 minutes ago
Wait...she did what?!? She changed her Facebook profile picture...during our lovemaking...and I didn't notice???

When she returned from the bathroom, I complimented her on her multitasking ability. She was incredulous and grabbed her phone. It turns out there was an explanation that didn't involve secret Facebooking. She had set a temporary profile pic a week or two ago, and FB picked that moment to restore the previous profile pic.

Mystery solved. But she had me wondering there for a minute.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

A Spinner

(No, not that kind of spinner)
As we were getting ready for bed last night, the Sensual Goddess turned and asked me:
SG: Do you know what a spinner is?

Me: In what context?

SG (laughing): You know what context.

Me: Of course. A girl who's small enough that while she rides your cock you can grab her legs and spin her like a propeller.

SG (laughing and shaking her head): How did you know that!?

Me (laughing): It's common knowledge. Everyone knows that.
Okay, maybe it's not quite common knowledge, but the Urban Dictionary agrees with me.
A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.
"She's a spinner."
She asked me how I knew of the term, and I had to think. It's been many many years. I'm pretty sure it was college or post-college, and one of my friends (a big muscular guy) would refer to petite girls as spinners.

I asked where she heard the term, and it was on an episode of the Kardashians. Go figure. I've tried to enforce a Kardashian-free zone on any room I'm in - but I can't be everywhere at once.

Who knows what those wacky Kardashians will teach us next?