Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Katy Perry and Answered Prayers

Unfortunately, the answered prayer is *not* that I'm Katy Perry's new boy toy.

You may have seen that my lust object and celebrity pass mainstay is featured in this month's GQ. The full online article is here, but here's the quote that's making the rounds:
"I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, 'God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?' " At age 11, "God answered my prayers," she says, glancing south. "I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually."
Wow...who knew it was that simple?

Friday, January 10, 2014

FFF: Fortune-telling

I was told she was gifted at seeing the future, so I set up a reading for the New Year. But what I hadn't been told as I entered the back room and sat down for my session, was how topless she was...or how busty.

The room was filled with the light of countless candles. She lit a stick of incense and explained the ancient art of scrying to she had studied with a sage, how she had learned to peer into her ball see into the future. But holy smokes, the only future I could think about was burying my face between those amazing tits.

"Be very still...very quiet. I will now gaze into the ball. I will go deep and try to divine your future. It may give me vague impressions...a clear vision...or nothing at all."

I tried to relax my breathing...quiet my mind. But the vision that wouldn't leave my head was what her tits would feel like in my hands...the soft moans she might let out if I was sucking one of her nipples and pinching the other.

She seemed to enter a trance as she gazed deeply into the ball. She chanted softly, then got quiet.

"My vision has started very hazy. But I can tell that you are quite carnal in nature, quite intense. You've learned how to express that quite well, and that journey will continue."

I imagined sucking her nipples hard...looking up at her face as it contorted in pleasure...maybe even closing my teeth down on her sensitive bud.

"You will have new sexual partners. Maybe even very soon."

I'm pretty sure I was having the same vision, and I didn't need a crystal ball. I imagined bending her over and taking her roughly from behind...fucking her hard and making those tits bounce.

She got quiet again and gazed deeply. "The vision is becoming clearer. Yes, yes...I see...."

She stopped abruptly, and when I looked up, she seemed shocked. She blushed, then stammered, "Sometimes the ball is incorrect. Sometimes the vision gets confused."

I smiled. "How often?"


I raised an eyebrow.

She gave up. "Almost never."

I winked. "How about if I tell you my vision of the future?"

(2014 characters)

The challenge this week was:

Character Limit: 2,014 (without spaces)... or if you can't count characters, 201.4 words. (check)
Required Words: Scrying (check)
Forbidden Name: Justin Bieber (check)
Extra Credit: Predict something that will happen in 2014. (I hope I have. :-))

Go see Tom at Three Spelling Mistakes to see who else is participating.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy New Year!

Just a quick post to wish everyone a Happy New Year and a wonderful 2014.

Instead of the standard wishes for health and happiness that everyone else will wish you, I'll wish you erotic adventures and sensual delights. May your wildest fantasies come true!

Oh okay, health and happiness too. :-)