Friday, July 27, 2012

FFF: Two-Fisted

I sat in the witness stand and squirmed. The prosecutor was waiting for me to answer, and it felt like he had a two-fisted grip on my throat.

"I'll ask you one more time. Is there anyone who can corroborate your alibi that you were home on the night of July 16th, and not at the scene of the crime?"

I could feel the beads of sweat on my forehead. Yeah, I did know more about the "incident" on the night of the 16th than I was admitting. But I wasn't there when it happened. And there was someone who could verify that. But there was just a little problem....

I had spent most of that night balls-deep inside Three Finger Vinnie's wife. What an insatiable little slut. Even now, my cock twitched at the memory of how I made her squeal. And there she was, sitting at the defense table, with her mobster husband right behind her.

As if reading my mind, she slowly uncrossed and re-crossed her legs, letting her dress ride up over her garters. God damn....

"One last time, is there anyone?"

I paused. If I admitted where I really was, my life was null and void.

"No sir."

"No further questions."

The judge called for the defense attorney. "Your witness."

She smiled and rose. I hoped she had something good up her sleeve.

The challenge this week was: 255 or fewer words.
The phrase "...two-fisted..." must be used.
Go see Ram the Sunlover to see who else is participating.


  1. Awesome take on the prompt! What a dilemma!

  2. Great story Max, thanks for playing!

  3. Awesome take, indeed.

  4. BTW, there's a song that you posted here, a while ago. I think it may have been by Elliot Smith(?). It was Elliot someone. Do you remember? I'm looking for the song. If you remember the song, could you tell me, pretty please? Thanks.

  5. What did I tell you about hanging out in Little Italy? :) Great take.

  6. Sleeping the mob boss's wife and attorney? Not a very smart move......

    Great story though.

  7. I adore everything about this piece. And that dangerously sexy femme fatale...

  8. I love Three Finger Vinnie... what a name. Great story for the prompts.