Monday, October 24, 2011

Strange Dream

I very rarely have explicit sexual dreams. Sometimes I'll dream that I'm with a woman in a sexually-charged situation - but it almost never gets graphic. That was not the case the other night.

I dreamed that I was on a bed with a woman (who was not familiar to me from real life.) She was on all fours, and I was behind her with two fingers in her ass. Her ass was so tight that it was almost painfully squeezing my fingers. I was slowly pumping my fingers in and out, and she was going wild with pleasure. She was bucking hard, and I pushed her head and chest down onto the bed. She continued bucking in ecstasy, and I firmly told her to hold still. She continued writhing, and I resolved that I was going to grab her hard and make her stay still.

And then I woke up.

It was very vivid. I don't assign any meaning to it, though I welcome any amateur analysis. :-)


  1. Hmm... I'm lousy at dream interpretation but I'm going to send my official dream interpreter this way. Sounds like a good dream to me, though.

  2. We don't know what it means, but we got turned on reading it!

  3. I think it means you're interested in butt fingering.

    Do I win anything?

  4. Hello. Hello.

    Sweets official dream interpreter here.

    My good man Max. It is clear that a woman in your life is under great amounts of stress. This stress has caused her to be less than pleasant to be around (dare I say bitchy?). You have had enough of her awful behavior and you're going to relieve the pressure in her life and return her to a reasonable disposition by ramming your fingers up her ass, relieving much pent up emotion and bringing her ecstasy, which of course makes her a far more relaxed, convivial being.


    You ate something slightly acid 2 hours before going to bed.


  5. LOL! I love your interpretations. Sounds pretty good to me. I'm glad you're my official dream interpreter.

  6. Even though I read the previous comments (which I try to avoid before commenting), I have a few theories:

    1. You like getting your hands dirty.
    2. You like stubborn women who'll give you a rough time.
    3. You're anal about being in control.

    (all puns intended)

  7. I don't know a damn thing about dream analysis BUT I can say, I think I need something in my ass tonight! You inspire.

  8. All interpretations were great, lol. Key is knowing how to repeat such enjoyable dreams. When you find out, hook me up :-)