Holmes never missed a thing. "Watson, I believe you're fucking the evidence clerk at Scotland Yard."
I was amazed. "Holmes, how can you tell?"
"Elementary," she said. "That faint ring of red at the base of your cock matches her lipstick. I know I can't swallow that much of your length. Plus, your beard smells of her pussy."
I pondered this. "But Holmes, how do *you* know the smell of her pussy?"
She blushed and gave me self-satisfied grin. I laughed out loud. "What do you say I bring the little slut back here, and we can both have our way with her?"
The challenge this week was: 60-120 words.
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Oh yes, that's a great one!!
ReplyDeleteLOL...I figured many of us would go the no-shit Sherlock route.
ReplyDeleteNice contribution! Happy FFF!
One of the coolest things about being the host for this is that I read them all in rapid succession and so I get blitzed with a variety of interesting takes on the theme. I think I like yours best so far this week. Elementary, my dear Slutson! The game is afoot.
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damn, i wish the word count were longer! ;) happy friday!
ReplyDeleteWe have a winner ! BEST one .. so original ... !
ReplyDeleteTHANKS
Yes, that fucking Watson is a sneaky one, and just as prone to fuck in the yard as at Scotland yard... *grins*
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday.
HimSelf
*laughs* I bet this could go under reminiscing as well as FFF..;)
ReplyDeleteOkay, that totally cracked me up :)
ReplyDeletexx Dee
Interesting take. I've been enjoying these FFFs. There are times when "slut" is a supreme compliment.
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