Average Penis Size Ranked by State"? I can't for the life of me remember where I saw the link, but it was on a reasonably legitimate web site. Of course I clicked on it right away, and scanned the list for my home state. I was pleased to find it in the top half of the rankings...though I don't remember being measured for this study.
In case you're wondering which research institute or university lab is doing this kind of study, it comes from the science department at condomania.com. Laugh if you want, but we'll see who's laughing when the Nobel prizes are awarded.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to order three cases of extra-large condoms. Gotta do what I can to help my state in next year's survey!
I dare you not to click. :-)