I gaped...speechless...then finally muttered, "Well fuck me...."
She pouted. "What's the matter? Don't you like it?"
I stammered. "Of course I like it. It's just that...."
"We agreed that we'd get one of my photographs enlarged to hang on the dining room wall. One that has special meaning to both of us."
I laughed. "That's right. I guess I thought you'd pick one of your shots from our Grand Canyon hike. Or maybe one from Aruba. Not one of our private...."
"This one's my favorite. Now help me hang it, your mother will be here for dinner in an hour."
The challenge this week was:
You have 100 words to make me cum (I hope this will give a smile - I'm pretty sure it won't make anyone cum.)