SG: Come here, I have something to show you.I very much appreciate her thinking of me. And that was a really safe bet. Holy smokes. I have no idea who Kelly Brook is or what she does (besides have a smoking hot body). But, as the old expression goes, what's not to like?
Me: (intrigued, walks over to where she's sitting with her laptop)
SG: (types into a browser tab) I'm pretty sure you're going to like this. And don't say I never do anything for you. (shows me this)
Me: (unintelligible murmurs of awe and approval)
SG: (laughter) Yeah, I thought so.
SG's final word: "If I had a body like that, I'd not only go topless at the beach, but also at the grocery store and the mall. 'Hey everyone, check me out!'"