It continues here. Very funny (unless you have teenage daughters), and all too true.
According to Parker's relatives, in the span of 14 months, the high school junior underwent a staggering metamorphosis from a young girl with thoughts, feelings, and aspirations into a truly stunning commodity.
"Ashley has really developed into quite a striking assemblage of physical attributes that are found to be sexually attractive in our culture," said Parker's uncle Keith Hayes, expressing astonishment at how his niece had steadily matured from a precocious youth into a shapely, ravishing thing devoid of intellect and personality. "It's hard to believe that she used to be that little girl [capable of subjective experiences] that I remember. Now look at her—she's such a lovely vessel for displaced sexual frustration and voyeuristic lust, just like her mother."
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
A Little Satire
The satirical news site The Onion is a website I check out just about every day. Their take on the news usually gives me a good laugh. This one made me laugh - but it also hit a little too close to home: