There is one thing missing from these trips....
"What are you going to do for...fun?"
Laughter.... "*That* kind of fun? There's none to be had with a group of guys in the woods."
"How about wood nymphs? Maybe you'll find a wood nymph."
More laughter. "Wood nymph, huh?"
"And if you do find one, give it to her good."One can hope. :-)