A few random items on a cold bright winter morning:
* I did a double-take on seeing the title of this article: Man Bribes Wife for French Kisses. That's right, the husband proposes a trade - he'll clean up more around the house, if she'll spontaneously French-kiss him once a day. Really?!? The poor guy. That's a deal-breaker in my book. If she won't kiss you, why are you together?
* A wealthy Florida man has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend as a daughter. This headline makes me laugh out loud, as it's a joke I sometimes make to the Sensual Goddess - that we should adopt a girl...and I'll pick her out. The facts of this story are less funny - the guy is trying to shield his money in a wrongful death lawsuit.
Finally, as I look out the window and see snow on the ground, my mind can't help wandering a little.