Tuesday, July 12, 2011
As they were preparing to leave, the Sensual Goddess took a cat aside, gave him some special loving, and told him to behave himself. I was sitting across the room watching this, and when she was finished, I assumed that I would be receiving similar instructions. But no, there was nothing.
Puzzled, I asked. "Hey, what about me? Aren't you going to tell me to behave while you're gone?"
She laughed and shook her head. "No, I know you're bad, and there's nothing I can do to change that."
It seems she knows me better than I thought.