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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Max's One Commandment

Hedone's assignment for TMI Tuesday is to write your Ten Commandments of Sex. It can be serious or humorous.

My take on this is dead serious, and when I'm king of the world, my One Commandment will be on a stone tablet, and will be the law of the land.
Everyone is responsible for their own sexual well-being. Whatever two or more consenting adults agree to in the way of sexual activity in a responsible manner is not just okay, but joyfully blessed. This is the whole of the law.

Commentary on the law:
  • Let's elaborate on "responsible manner." It means being honest with yourself and your partner, treating your partner with respect, and being disease-free. It means being aware that sex can lead to babies - and if procreation isn't the goal, then it means taking the proper precautions to prevent that.

  • No one but those consenting adults is allowed to have an opinion about what they choose to do. In other words, hold the judgment and mind your own business.

  • It's supposed to be fun. Sexual energy is the most powerful force we're likely to feel in this plane of existence, and the closest we'll get to bliss. Use this greatest of gifts in a mindful way and enjoy!

Thus spaketh Max.

9 comments:

  1. (raises my hands in the air)

    Hallelujah!

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  2. Hallelujah! Amen! May you be King real quick!

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  3. Excellent one-law! I agree whole-heartedly. :)

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  4. Yes!

    "It's supposed to be fun. Sexual energy is the most powerful force we're likely to feel in this plane of existence, and the closest we'll get to bliss. Use this greatest of gifts in a mindful way and enjoy!"

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  5. Only two consenting adults? Aw :( How about fourteen consenting adults, a wading pool full of Cool Whip, and a trained pony? How about one consenting adult and a robot? How about aliens? You've got to plan ahead you know.

    ;)

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  6. LOL at Lexi's comment! Yes, like Hedone, liked the last sentence :)

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